This is how bad things are..

So I got an invitation from my college a few weeks ago for an alumni networking event.  After staring at it for a few weeks I decided I should be responsible and called today to RSVP. Why not I figured, there could be some big reality TV show producer there who wants to give me my own show.  Well, I call and they tell me they can put me on the 'waiting list' (#19 on the waiting list to be exact) because the event is already full.  Well jokes on those who 'got in' because its going to be 100 unemployed people networking with each other talking about which Starbucks are hiring.